The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Chargers, Chargers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Omarion Hampton
- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Quentin Johnston
- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.