The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chargers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.