The Mystery Tweak Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chargers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Quentin Johnston
- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.