The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chargers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.