The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chargers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.