The Mystery Tweak Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Chargers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.