The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
79%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chargers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.