The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Chargers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
75%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chargers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.