The Hamstring Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
89%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chargers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Cameron Dicker
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- Keaton Mitchell
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- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.