The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chargers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.