The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chargers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Omarion Hampton
- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Quentin Johnston
- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.