The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.