The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.