The Mystery Tweak Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
72%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.