The Hamstring Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
83%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.