The Prevent Defense Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
80%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.