The Mystery Tweak Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.