The Bad Spot Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.