The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Rams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kyren Williams
- Matthew Stafford
- Blake Corum
- Colby Parkinson
- Max Klare
- Ty Simpson
- Brennan Presley
- Alex Bachman
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.