The Prevent Defense Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
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-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Rams, Rams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.