The Late Scratch Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.