The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.