The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.