The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
78%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.