The Garbage-Time Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.