The Garbage-Time Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
72%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Rams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.