The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.