The Hamstring Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Rams, Rams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.