The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.