The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.