The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
87%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.