The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.