The Bad Spot Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Rams defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.