The Snap Count Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
83%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.