The Bad Spot Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Rams defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.