The Late Scratch Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Rams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.