The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Rams defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Rams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.