The Blocking Assignment Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Krull's stadium. Only over Krull.
- Krull's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Krull, Krull, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.