The Chip-and-Release Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Ref: "Number Krull, that's a flag." Krull: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Krull goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krull drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.