The Late Scratch Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Krull lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krull's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.