The Blocking Assignment Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- A mysterious flag erases Krull's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Krull runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krull's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.