The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Krull goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krull drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.