The Hamstring Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Krull is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krull's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.