The Chip-and-Release Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Krull runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krull's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.