The Chip-and-Release Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- A mysterious flag erases Krull's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Krull gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krull's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.