The Chip-and-Release Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Krull gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krull drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.