The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Krull is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krull, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.