The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Krull is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krull drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.