The Blocking Assignment Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- A mysterious flag erases Krull's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krull drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.