The Blocking Assignment Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Krull gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krull's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.